January 2012
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i want to have a party because exams are over and i have a week before school starts again but my parents will probably say no and i don’t CARE because i’m a rebellious young thriving teen
he: Why don't pirates like driving in the mountains?
me: Why?
he: 'Scurvy.
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this girl at work told me she would never wear tan colour pants because she wouldn’t want to be mistaken for not wearing pants
while i was wearing tan colour pants
Watchchalcosoma:
mattchew03:
Since the Toddlers & Tiaras Copyright Police had it removed from YouTube, I’m posting (an extended new version of) my Alana video here, honey boo-boo child.
honey boo-boo child
this is more disturbing than 3guys1hammer
framesjanco:
no one aged more poorly than matthew broderick
ferris bueller was one of the first guys i touched myself to and then i googled “ferris bueller today” and i think my vagina caved in on itself
actually matthew broderick didn’t age that poorly he literally looks exactly the same as he did in ferris bueller’s day off
hey i’m done all of my exams!!!
this post was going to be accompanied with a picture of my overly excited self but my webcam isn’t working
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katara:
2.5 years on tumblr #yolo
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why do i know these people
why is this on my facebook
why
“Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to...”
– Sigmund Freud (via venebelle)
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meatmodel:
shoutout 2 justin bieber for being perfect
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arielrebelshauntedgrafenbergspot:
What does one stoner say to greet another stoner?
“Hi.” (Just like a normal person because being stoned is not a crime y’all.)
infestmybones:
beards make everyone 75% more attractive
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